So my mother just had a brainfart and couldn't think of the word for "goose." She instead just spent 20 minutes telling me all about how she loves "honkers."
Apparently, she really loves honkers. She thinks it's great that she can go out to the park at night and see all different kinds of honkers. Summer is the best time of year to see honkers, since that's when they all come to visit our area. Tonight she's going to set her computer wallpaper to a photo she took of some honkers.
I'm laughing so hard and she still can't figure out why!